OPHELIA TALKS BACK AGAIN
Based on Maggie Atwood's ‘Gertrude Talks Back'
Why yes I do believe I was fair, and I don't require confirm it. Honey you were by no means invited to my wedding.
Goodness has given me one particular face, and i also can perform whatever the hell I make sure you with that, thank you very much. Truthfully you could perform with a little weighty foundation and a wig yourself; it may just conceal the early balding and the frown lines you have accumulated coming from moping. You looked like a tired old fart some days. This totally screwed me more than. Get the to a friary. Clearly most likely the one short of morals. I am aware you were cut regarding losing the dad, yet there was simply no excuse to look stab acquire. You careless little hooligan. To be or not to become... oops, haha, I just slain Polonius. I actually beg thy pardon. May very well not lay the dishevelled, deluded head during my lap. I don't want the grease stains via what's kept of the frizzy hair on your go on my dress. Creep. And I've received more thoughts lying between my legs than you had been ever capable to resolve and brood over in your lifetime. You were bad in bed. I have got more resolve, you observe.
Yes, I did so kill myself seeing as you weren't thinking about taking your previous bow any time soon. Alas my own attempt to get away from you along with your contemptible sex failed at the time you and Laertes dived in my severe and started wrestling one another; proving simply no peace possibly in loss of life. Men. � And now you're claiming fourty thousand siblings could not meet your like for me. Far from Take action 3. Very well, Hamlet.
I'd state make up your mind, although...
It's currently a little later for that.